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Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.
Look out! She'll go all bench on you.
by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009
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bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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Benchwarmer

A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?

Brady: I got scared man

Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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banchies

South African slang for RayBan sunglasses.
Dude! I left my banchies at home! How am I gonna perv at the chicks at the beach now!
by coaxel November 24, 2010
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bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 8, 2008
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benchill

the ghetto of the shawes
man i got shot last week in benchill man
by danny from da shawes January 15, 2006
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buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 9, 2005
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