National Ask Maddy Out Day 

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(

hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

National Ask Maddy Out Day by wettpaddies November 19, 2020

No ask 

A down low creampie, where a man ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina without warning.

Dave: Hey bro I heard you fucked Becky last night

Adam: Oh yea dude!! I must have dumped about a quart of ball juice inside her

Dave: Jesus?!?! She let you skeet inside her?

Adam: Nah, I pulled a no ask

No ask by Perry P. Pounder April 23, 2021

Didn’t ask 

Didn’t ask for u to read this

Didn’t ask+ratio+fatherless+fortnite kid

Didn’t ask by DaJackAttax April 30, 2022

When did I ask 

"When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.

Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."

When did I ask by RevoultionaryIdiot July 7, 2022

national ask your best friend out 

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!

national ask your best friend out by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020

National ask out your crush day 

September 30 is the day I ask her

Hey bro it’s national ask out your crush day you have to ask her

National ask out your crush day by anonymous September 27, 2021

don't ask don't smell 

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

don't ask don't smell by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010