When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.
George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"
by George Sherman April 3, 2009
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Usually has curly hair,Shes a great person and Crazy at the same time but awesome to be around. She lightens up the room. Best bitch on the block
Amber is so awesome
by Mendes_Army102 March 20, 2017
Get the Amber mug.Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.
When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."
"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."
"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."
"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
by The Western October 29, 2010
Get the Alberta speed limit mug.A large pickup truck that has a suspension lift. They are obnoxiously loud, and have smoke stacks on the back. Most likely has "Alberta Proud" stickers on the back window or the tailgate. Usually driven by inbred rednecks who like to zip through towns to see if it impresses their cousins.
Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.
George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.
Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.
John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.
Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.
John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
by Shekels Galore July 5, 2017
Get the Alberta Special mug.An amber is a very shy being but when you get to know the amber it becomes more comfortable with itself and other things with it.
An amber usually is brunett and has hazel or even brown eyes... Although she may have dark hair it sometimes acts blonde. Amber's are very kind, considerate and never leaves any thing out. Amber's always try to look to the positive of things not the negative xx we love all you Amber's out there xxxxx
An amber usually is brunett and has hazel or even brown eyes... Although she may have dark hair it sometimes acts blonde. Amber's are very kind, considerate and never leaves any thing out. Amber's always try to look to the positive of things not the negative xx we love all you Amber's out there xxxxx
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