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roll her windows

hazza: oi, check out that hot lass over there
bazza: ah yeah, i'm gonna roll her windows down
hazza: you go for it mate!!!1
by tonkles August 20, 2015
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Windows

A: "I got hacked last night."
B: "No surprise. You run Windows."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003
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Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.
by Rytherix July 30, 2006
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windows vista

A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.
'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista!'
'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.'
'O rly?'
'Ya rly. now stfu.'
by Reverand Charles Ginn May 28, 2006
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winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.
Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.
Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
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Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.
Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless
by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010
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