Definitions by Rytherix

Blue Bolt 

In Dungeons and Dragons a Blue Bolt is when a players character is suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning that ignores all ArmorClass, Spell Resistance, or any form of resistance. There is no avoiding, dodging, resisting, or surviving or resurrection from a hit by a Blue Bolt. A Blue Bolt can be summoned anywhere anytime without reason by the DM and it is traditional for the DM to first ask for a players character sheet, promptly tear it in half and pronounce that the player was hit by a Blue Bolt.

"Dude last night Ben's character was hit by a blue bolt. He is soo bummed"
"Ya, I heard he ate the last piece of pizza and the DM was super pissed. Ben got what was coming to him"
"For sure"

Blue Bolt by Rytherix January 28, 2009

Penguin Nub 

A nub of inconcievable Nubness.

There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.

Penguin Nub by Rytherix May 1, 2007

Mac Nazi 

(n) A person that insist on a Mac based operating system to an extent of being Nazi-like!

My Friend Jeremy tries to convert me to a Mac User constantly and tells me how much better it is than my current OS. So I now address him as a Mac Nazi!

Mac Nazi by Rytherix November 1, 2006

Windows Apache 

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

Windows Apache by Rytherix July 31, 2006

Windows Apache 

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

Windows Apache by Rytherix July 30, 2006