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Australian Wanking

Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.

Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
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X-Winging

Verb- The act, during intercourse, when the legs are spread. When, correctly viewed, it gives the appearance of an X-Wing from the Star Wars trilogy. Often used as code, specifically when in front of his or her partner.
Guy 1: Ah, hey man, last night I was with my girlfriend...
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: We so totally X-Winged!
Guy 2: FUCKYEA.

Girl 1: Keep going!
Girl 2: So things were getting pretty serious and I wa-
*Boyfriend enters*
Girl 2: So... yeah, basically, we were X-Winging for longer than you can imagine.
by CrocoSmith January 16, 2011
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WINNING

A term made popular by Charlie Sheen representing extensive personal gain and accomplishment over others.

In some cases, it can also represent delusional egocentricity.
Good luck, you're gonna need it. I'll be over here like, WINNING!
by Erck March 18, 2011
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Winning

Charlie Sheen, the totally bitching rock star from Mars.
Charlie Sheen, the totally bitching rock star from Mars is winning!
by Explosianity March 24, 2011
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shadow wanking

Covert masturbation in a manner which is not viewable by a third party.

Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.

The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
"I chatted to that hot chick last night and she had no idea I was shadow wanking under the desk!"
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
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Always winning

If you have a girl and then you cheat on her with her penger friend you are always winning.
Cassiun is always winning
by The sauce kid January 25, 2019
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