Winkle

A winkle is a person that you’d like to call a profanity but won’t. So you call them a winkle instead.

Person 1: Dude, you’re a di—
Person 2: Shh! The teacher is walking in! Just say ‘winkle’.
Person 1: Dude, you’re a winkle.
Teacher: Kids and their slang these days. Sheesh.

by Weave Snatcher May 18, 2018

Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Winkle

A shriveled up penis.

A man drops his drawers to have sex and the woman says "Oh look, it's a Winkle!!!"

by Jagger21 July 27, 2018

Winglets

Winglets is a collective term for a group of people you get along with. Derived from sharing wings with friends being a bonding activity.

'Hey winglets, wanna watch the game tonight?'

by winglet.kween March 12, 2019

Wingle-Wangle

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.

“I’m just gonna Wingle-Wangle my way through here”
“Dad wtf”

by Where Is My Air Guitar July 9, 2019

Winkle

The definition of a defined wrinkle on the buttocks of a human being

I adore the winkle on your butt babes

by African Sunset July 16, 2019

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

by NAMSARK July 22, 2019