Windlebottom

Windlebottom, also known as the funky monkey dance in most clubs, is a dance move only certain professionals can perform due to its high risk of suffocation and head trauma. The dance consists of a man, or woman, grabbing bottles from the ground and jumping up and down throwing them around in almost an artistic manner until the room is painted with a a coat of sharp jagged glass. The person performing the dance then spins around until dizzy and has to perform tap dance while going from each corner of the room moving around the glass trying not to get stabbed.

Damb shawty didn’t mean to hit you with that “Windlebottom” like that, my b.

Windlebottom by A whopping great British pie May 3, 2021

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Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir P. Wifflebottom by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010