Windlebottom

Windlebottom, also known as the funky monkey dance in most clubs, is a dance move only certain professionals can perform due to its high risk of suffocation and head trauma. The dance consists of a man, or woman, grabbing bottles from the ground and jumping up and down throwing them around in almost an artistic manner until the room is painted with a a coat of sharp jagged glass. The person performing the dance then spins around until dizzy and has to perform tap dance while going from each corner of the room moving around the glass trying not to get stabbed.

Damb shawty didn’t mean to hit you with that “Windlebottom” like that, my b.

by A whopping great British pie May 3, 2021