A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007
Get the waffle face mug.a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
A. Step on ur game
B. Ruin a existing relationship
C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations
D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that
You: your brothers new nickname "lol"
Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol
You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....
Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)
by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009
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When someone talks an actual whole load of rubbish and is really annoying and jarring won’t ever stop talking about th emits irrelevant topics.
by Mhmmm :) March 19, 2020
Get the Waffling mug.Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.
My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.
I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.
I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.
by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009
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Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)
Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)
We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III
by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004
Get the waffle hut mug.N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.
There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.
This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.
The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.
There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.
This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.
The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.
"I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it." - John Kerry (real quote)
Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
by Tiberious August 22, 2004
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