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Teriyaki Volcano

When an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. The customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to shit themselves all over the restaurant. This simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. Eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green shit cream used again in the egg rolls of PF Wangs.
Teriyaki volcanoes are very bad, I don't want to eat chinese food again.
by Ghosty Gang December 18, 2017
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erupting volcano

Erupting volcano is when you get ass from girl and just before puting you put some tabasco on condom and then put it in. After a while she has an itching feeling before she runs to wc and tries shit it out hopelesly, because the pain is too much for her.
I did erupting volcano on to my girlfriend last night and she is still sitting on toilet, poor her.
by Keksi July 26, 2018
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Slippery Volcanoe

Fingering a gold while she takes a poop
I gave my girlfriend a slippery volcanoe while at the cabins in the woods.
by banditboy1 March 29, 2019
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Arabian volcano

When an Arabian male takes a laxative and puts a stick of dinomite up his ass and then when he is just about to shit he ignites the dinomite and it causes an eruption
by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
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Love Volcano

When a person gets a nosebleed during sex and makes out with the other person; without wiping their face.
"Did you Carol's face last night? She totally got a Love Volcano. She should get tested for STD's"
by Halfofatoothpastetube December 7, 2019
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Oklahoma Volcano

A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.
I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.
by Ty Laird January 9, 2020
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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