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Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.
by Purist86 January 2, 2011
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Oak Valley Middle School

Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.
by Scooooop November 20, 2019
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Missis Vallonei

awesome english teacher with an R moscia
Missis Vallonei gud mornin evribodi
by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 6, 2021
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Stardew Valley

The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 22, 2021
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Scalley Valley

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
by Dubs09 August 1, 2012
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my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.
I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.
by Peter Parker November 13, 2003
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valentine

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
I wish I had a Valentine.
by Secret Rocker June 17, 2005
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