Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 15, 2014

Take you down to Chinatown

Also an antiquated reference to giving you a very bad beating administered by anyone, upon anyone, but once particularly common in reference to domestic violence.

In addition to being one of many sexual references in The 30's classic Minnie the Moocher, this is also a reference to a bad beating.

"I ever catch you here again, I'm going to take you down to Chinatown."

by Sanquinarius November 19, 2009

If you can't take it don't give it

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

by madbovine March 13, 2012

Take a Kevin

The most disgusting bowel movement one can have.

My stomach hurts. I may need to take a Kevin!

by Bret Favre's Text Message October 14, 2010

Take Your Grandma to Applebees

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

by AnonDavid November 11, 2010

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by Telephony January 17, 2016

Take a bullet

Like give your life for someone. Like if someone you love is about to get shot, you would jump in front of them And take the bullet.

Me in real life: I’d take a bullet for my bf anytime

by ClownEgirl August 5, 2020