squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009

Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squaff

1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar

1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.

by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014

Squeamishh

A gay ass hoe that needs to chill tha fuck down sometimes

Yo Squeamishh is being a bitch today.

by EmraldCreeper13 July 29, 2020

Honky-Squeak

An up and coming underground sport of the suburbs, played in yards and parks, using simply softballs, tennis rackets, laundry baskets, and chairs tipped over on their sides. The object of the game is to knock the ball into the over turned chairs with your tennis racket. There is a mid way point in the field and the player with the ball is obligated to yell "honk" once they cross the line, but a turn over occurs if their opponent manages to yell "squeak" first. This usually results in the screaming of "Honk-Squeak" often sounding like "Honky-Squeak" giving the game its name.

Kid #1: "Hey, I'm sick of watching tv, wanna actually do something today?"

Kid #2: "Yeah, I'm down, wanna play basketball or something?"

Kid #1: "Nah, I'm kinda sick of that, I was thinking more Honky-Squeak?"

Kid #2: "Now you're talking, I'll be right over with my gear."

by Randillium March 2, 2011

bubble and squeak

A slang word of British origin, roots unknown.

Slang for leftovers.

Brit 1: Eh chap, you gonna eat that bubble and squeak sometime?
Brit 2: Nah, you can have it!
Brit 1: *eats* OMIGOD, this stuff is shit-tastic!

by A random Brit June 27, 2006