shit-tastic 

Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.

Hey do you like my new anal dildo?
*rolls eyes* It's shit-tastic!

shit-tastic by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005

Shit-tastic 

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.

your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!

Shit-tastic by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011

Shit-tastic 

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

Shit-tastic by midinerd April 1, 2019

Shit tactic

A strategy used in 2D or 3D fighting video games such as street fighter, where the player relentlessly hurls projectile attacks(i.e. the hadoken) in rapid succesion, to defeat the opponent. This tactic is considered newbish but used in the right hands can be somewhat effective in annoying an inferior player.

John: My brethren, word has it that you were mercilessly defeated by Christopher in Street fighter.

Ray: Readily, I say to you, that had it not been for his infernal use of the "shit tactic" I would have prevailed and been victorious in this bout of virtual skill.

Shit tactic by MrWreckless January 2, 2009

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

Tactical Shit by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Tactical Shit

The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.

Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"

James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"

Tactical Shit by MissS8 August 8, 2014

Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

Tactical Shit by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020