Silent Damp 

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

Silent Damp by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

Silent Sausage by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

silent breaker 

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.

Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.

silent breaker by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019

Silent retreat 

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")

Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.

Silent retreat by WatcherMark May 23, 2019

Silent but deadly asf 

A fart that is silent but it smells very bad.

12345?
54321?
Silent but deadly asf

Silent but deadly asf by SilentPlaysIsGhey June 17, 2019

Silent Snake 

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

Silent Snake by silent snakes July 27, 2019

Silent but deadly fap 

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

Silent but deadly fap by Wanna date? November 10, 2019