Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

by S_ May 28, 2008

G-Shock

The timepiece that can stop time for whoever.(Brrrr, brrr)

Thuggin in my reebox, riding with a g-shock.

by On4B42k January 13, 2021

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

by JW75 March 29, 2013

Six Point Shocker

4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.

Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.

Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...

Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.

Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!

Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?

by Beezulbub December 9, 2008

electric butt shock

The sharp,heart stopping, stop you dead in your tracks pain you get near your anal opening.EBS The reason is unclear and nothing comes of this mysterious pain...no poo, no flatulence.

I was having a great time at the party until I was overcome with an EBS, my date gave me a strange look and walked away...

by jelly January 3, 2005

mega shocker

Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!

Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"

by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009

ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

by FeO2 May 12, 2011