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stoner buzzkill

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill
by biglrip March 29, 2009
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Stoner circle

A small group of people who get together regularly to consume cannabis. Often members of this group are best friends, and are always able to put small conflicts aside to get together for a smoke.
Even when not partaking in consuming the holy herb, they often recognize eachother as friends or acquaintences. Often focus on growing closer to one another while smoking.
Members of a stoner circle may work or go to school together, and often go to other places together beside the place of smoking.

Always looking for more weed, but never for selfish purposes. Members of a stoner circle almost never smoke alone, because they realize that the "circle" part is just as important as the "stoner" part and that smoking is a social activity that is made more enjoyable when done together.
Often looked upon as being pot heads or lowlifes by other members of their respective society, but they themselves know that they enjoy their lives and that is all that matters.
Members of a circle live by certain rules and policies:
If one member of the circle has a bad high, the other members are obligated to calm him or her down and bring them back.
Members are permitted to trip eachother out, but only with permission.
Members must help one another in times of stoneliness need.
Hogging the smoking device is strictly forbidden. Enjoying the high of your friends in a circle is just as enjoyable as enjoying your own.
Sorry teacher I couldn't do my homework, I was with my stoner circle enjoying my life and getting to know myself and my friends, and I learned more and experienced more in 4 hours with my circle than I will in a year of school.
by Circler July 18, 2011
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I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down
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A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.
"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."
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A journal of the random thoughts and ideas that come to you when you're high.
I read my stoner journal this morning from last night and I couldn't remember any of it.
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"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."
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