Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 25, 2010

Sasquatching

A tactic for escaping a zombie apocalypse suggested by Robet Kirkland on The Nerdist Podcast, wherein you go to the woods, find sasquatch, and both you and sasquatch hang yourselves, while jerking each other off.

Well, I guess it's finally time to go Sasquatching.

by PeggyAnnoyed December 12, 2011

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

by SpankMe November 10, 2003

Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

by Adam Ritchie August 29, 2006

sasquash

to shit on somone's dick

erica gave me the best sasquash last nite

by pc lover October 10, 2004

Sasquatchian

large, gargantuan, enormous, grande, heaps, big

I love you a gargantuan amount.
Well, I love you a sasquatchian amount.

by misspeabody April 16, 2011

Sesquatchi

the red rash that occurs between the legs of a large woman who doesn't powder properly.

Shaquita's skirt be so short, when she bend over, you can see that sesquatchi all over her legs.

by HannahStevieD January 21, 2011