Russell Crawford

A lovable ginger guy with a fiery temper and a slight tendency to be really sarcastic towards everyone. People often mock Russell but like every true ginger Russell loves the colour of his hair.

Damn he's angry ... oh wait hes Russell Crawford, its ok then.

by Ginja Ninja RC May 4, 2010

Russel litchfield

A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.

"dave is a bit of a russel litchfield,
nah i think hese more of a kieran reynolds"

by Bigboy ;) March 22, 2011

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically

Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.

by Es dK Chuckspear November 21, 2014

Russell friend

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings

Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole

by Hollybranch April 19, 2016

Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.

1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"

by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016

Russell

Loves doing homework. Always finishes his Science test on time! Is a pro gamer. Gets lit computers at Christmas. Is litty spaghetti and likes to post memes on Instragram chats.

Man that guy is totally a Russell

by Jole24 October 10, 2018

russel

russel is a cuto guy with curly hair he is in to video games and likes every girl he is the nices sweetes person ever and any girl that goes out with him will be the luckiest girl a live and will make the girls eyes role bac will having sex

hey your cute I think your pretty cute torussel

by slurrp November 7, 2018