pregachobasaurus

a fat,overweight,female who is pregnant!

look at that pregachobasaurus

by mcbeths witches June 28, 2010

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

street preacher

Street preacher aka street prankster (alternative name)
They can often be found on street corners talking freaky stuff about the lord and repentance and amusing , sometimes annoying , the general public

Street preacher: Hey young man , you don't want to go go hell
General crowd: WTF , LOL

by G8666 January 3, 2020

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010