poopsicle

Something or someone annoying, aggravating, or depressing.

"Why are you being so poopsicle right now?" "Patrick is so poopsicle - I don't ever want to see him again"

by jjlefty August 10, 2008

poosicle

(Noun)
Something that is given to a person under the guise of beneficence, but is actually quite unpleasant.

"Geoff gave me a poosicle of a birthday present this year: the latest Britney Spears album."

by DMS April 8, 2005

popsicle

An act, usually out of spite, where a mop or broom stick is abruptly shoved into the anal cavity like an unwelcomed guest at a party.

"You piss me off, it's your funeral. Oh yes, popsicle time!"

by The Stayk Experience May 2, 2006

popsicle

When you stick your dick in the freezer and continue to fuck some bitch with it. She will love it.

I gave my girl a popsicle last night and she loved that cold up in her pussy!

by joe dady May 13, 2005

Brown Popsicle

When a man puts his dick in a feeezer, when he takes it out, he gives the girl anal then the girls shit is frozen onto his dick, after all this, the girl gives a guy a blow job to get all the shit off his dick

Brad Pit did a brown popsicle with The Cookie Monster

by Hairy Willy November 4, 2007

tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

by rob December 6, 2003

chocolate popsicle

The act of fucking a girl in the ass without a condom on and then forcing her to give you head, thus creating the appearance of a chocolate popsicle.

Man, you see that hoe over there. Yeah, I gave her a chocolate popsicle last night.

by Mulciber January 9, 2004