pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.

My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)

Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008

Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.

Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!

by RacerN2O December 7, 2016

Pencil Drawn Line

An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.

How are things going with your girlfriend?

Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!

by Wagglejavelin November 16, 2012

dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.

My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.

by DirtyTesla69 June 15, 2017

Goofy ahh pencil

a pencil that looks a bit goofy

"look at this goofy ahh pencil"

by 6Burnrd_Toast9 May 10, 2022

draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015