Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.

“Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style

Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?

by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024