Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023

Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009

Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

Beaver Dam McNastys

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

by FTFO July 8, 2011

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006