midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.

Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure

by Bingleberries August 30, 2010

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Milam Chandler

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

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She's the shit

Mila hyra is the best person in the solar system.

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Milan

Milan is a type of girl who WILL take sh*t. She will RUIN your life if you mess with her and take your man. She is usually blonde/Black-haired. Milan is very easily distracted, likes to talk a lot, and likes her food!

Is that Milan the girl that beat up (him/her)?

Yea!

by LMAOETSSSGOOOOOO June 8, 2021

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