Aaron May

Aaron may is a underrated artist out here, he next up fr

Boy: you listen to Aaron may?…
Girl: yes I do!
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: yes

by kanicartier July 9, 2021

May 22

National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day

Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

by dr._dank_noodles May 21, 2019

May 11

National beat the shit out of someone day

Oh its May 11 I get to nationally beat the shit out of you today

by anonymous December 6, 2020

May 22

Best day ever if you are born on this day you are amazing, spectacular, out of this world, and so much more.

person 1: When is your birthday?
person 2: may 22
person 1: omg period

by vialikesmemes May 8, 2020

May 12

National fuck anyone you want day

Hey Cassie, its May 12, and you know what that means...

by Morse Code October 17, 2019

May 8

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

"Do you know what happens on May 8?"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"

by backchat February 1, 2009

Billy Mays

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

by thekid3123 August 15, 2008