Luke

A Luke is a once in a life time friend, if you ever meet one, be great full, hes always there for you and always says the right things, whether you’re upset or happy he is just the right person for you, and he’s an even better boyfriend

Keep your Luke’s close

Friend: OMG he’s amazing
Friend 2: I mean, what do you expect, he’s Luke

by You guessed it, it was me January 18, 2020

Luke Seaman

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.

Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.

Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!

by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Luke

Luke is short almost as short as his 12 year old 5’ 1” sister. He has lots of humor and is always cracking a “that’s what she said”. He is very athletic. He really likes soccer. He’s a wrestler and does cross country. He’s handsome but has a lot of acne. You can throw him into any situation and he will always come out on top. He likes to make friends. He also likes to travel. He’s always fishing or playing pubg. He’s very mature. Luke is just a great person overall.

Luke is so fun to be around.

by coincidence, I think not August 8, 2020

Luke Kinsella

He's smart, witty, annoying, funny and A future Prime Minister of Australia.
Quote By Himself

Luke Kinsella is such a nice bloke.
If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.

by Longwang68 October 3, 2020

Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword

“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”

by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020

Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020