jingle jamble

A term for things really really fucked in a joking way, often used by people being ironic... or not. Used during Christmas time or around that time.

Dang I'd say we're in quite the jingle jamble if we don't buy that kid his gifts, he's going to end my life.

by It's.definitely.mario.from.the November 22, 2023

Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.

Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.

by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024

jingleing

To wiggle your knuckles in someones ass out of aggression or playfulness.

“Im gonna jingle your asshole all the way to hongkong if you dont stop!”

“Careful! Or ill start jingleing both your asses!!”

by TheSojka June 6, 2024

Jingle-tinkle

When the girl is wearing a sleigh bell choker and the guy fucks her to the rhythm of jingle bells, while taking a tinkle.

I wasn’t in the holiday spirit but he hit me with the Jingle-tinkle anyways.

by Henry Valdez March 20, 2024

Jinglenog

When you tie a sleigh bell to your balls while saying, "Ho Ho Ho" while pounding it from the back. The receiver must be wearing a elf hat with sleigh bells as well.

*Note: The bells must be gold and must jingle.

"This Christmas, I plan to Jinglenog my girlfriend and give her that Christmas spirit."

by RhondClassic October 17, 2024

Jingle Sting

A 'Jingle Sting' is when a bit of the song "Jingle Bells" is heard in a non-traditional Christmas song, such as a rock song.

There is a 'Jingle Sting' at the end of Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".

by rick420buzz December 21, 2024

Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.

I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.

by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025