Skip to main content

Historical Materialism

Euphemism among the homosexual community to refer to "doing it like it's the 1800s". Not just limited to sexual positions, but also to how a gay couple (or moresome) might refer to themselves. Similar to roommates with benefits.
"Hey baby, I think we should think about historical materialism for our relationship. My parents are super religious."
mugGet the Historical Materialism mug.

Historical fiction

When people claim things that are historically incorrect. Example: Palestinian people existed before the 1960s, which is historical fiction.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
mugGet the Historical fiction mug.

historian

white people have no idea of the past, but talk about the past
another historian, white Mex light!
by roofie bitches June 21, 2024
mugGet the historian mug.

Hissidic

A real "snake in da grass" member of da Torah-reading population.
Da "forked-tongued" Shylock was an infamously-prime example of a Hissidic Jew.
by QuacksO July 1, 2024
mugGet the Hissidic mug.

hissy fit

An expression of impotent manlet rage. The hissy fit occurs when a petite and effeminate manlet is rightfully rejected by a disgusted women for the billionth time or after the microscopic manlet boy is treed by a chihuahua or mauled by a kitten. Silly and shameful as it certainly is, the hissy fit is the only "weapon" in the stunted manlet's derisory arsenal because he is the same height as a child and nobody will ever take a fuming midget like him seriously.
Lol, why is that sissy manlet throwing a hissy fit over there? I think the compensating, little manlet boy got a spanking from his mother for stealing her high heels again. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
mugGet the hissy fit mug.

Historical Supremacy

The belief that the present era is inherently superior to all previous periods in history, regardless of evidence to the contrary. This mindset dismisses past knowledge, traditions, and ways of living as primitive or obsolete, reinforcing the assumption that modern society represents the pinnacle of human achievement.
The rise of historical supremacy in modern education leads many to dismiss indigenous knowledge systems, ignoring centuries of wisdom in favor of a narrative that privileges only the so-called advancements of the present.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
mugGet the Historical Supremacy mug.

Histarium

Personal historic compendium. The self-assembled lore or canon a person keeps of themselves. The tales of personal delulu.
I will be sure to add that to the histarium.
by MissNeona March 10, 2025
mugGet the Histarium mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email