gelch

when in doggy or missionary, (for gay men) the gooch is brushed by your partners tongue down to the anus. Then the partner insterts said tongue into anus very vigourously.

Jason gelched Dorian the other day and it was very saucy.

by Shushumga May 13, 2024

Guelch

To make a fat person shit, piss or ejaculate whilst fisting and squeezing the tummy

“I was able to Guelch her in under a minute!”

by Gloibchuncher May 18, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

Gilchurder

A meaningless word that's used as an insult or to refer to a fake monster. Birb.

"you stupid gilchurder"
"Hey don't do weird stuff at 3AM, the gilchurder might find you.."

by Birb077 May 28, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025