gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

Gunching

The act of masturbating and eating your own ejaculate

"I saw this video of a monkey gunching yesterday"
"That's fucking disgusting"

by VacTro3 June 30, 2024

gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010