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Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.
Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!
by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025
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Glumptuous

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb
That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.
by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025
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Glueplay

Dipping yourself in super glue and letting it dry on your skin, creating this weird texture on your whole body. Like when you would put some glue on your hand in kindergarten and let it dry but for your whole body.
"Yo, wanna go glueplay? I'm bored."
"Sure!"
by thriverton_studiostherealone February 24, 2025
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Glumphoric

Glumphoric (adj.) describes the odd mixture of feeling both excited and slightly anxious at the same time—like the rush of anticipation before a big event, but with a touch of nervousness. It’s the emotional equivalent of butterflies in the stomach but with a happy undertone.
As she stepped onto the stage for her first solo performance, Emma felt utterly glumphoric
by SIGMA SHREK March 14, 2025
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Glorp Day

Annual Glorp day celebrating the Glorp Glorp Glorp
Oh boy, it’s the annual Glorp day! I’m going to celebrate it with a Glorp.
by Snakrite March 14, 2025
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Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it
Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face
by Glorper March 14, 2025
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glup-shitto

A person tangentially (if not at all) involved in an internet drama. Often used to suggest that the “glup-shitto” in question is trying to shoehorn himself into a drama for clout or another unsavory motive.
A: That creator is so obviously wrong on this situation, it’s honestly pathetic.

B: Who’s that guy?
C: Some glup-shitto. I bet he doesn’t know anything about the situation.
by circusfreaky March 30, 2025
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