God

Of the most common traits:

1) An Uncaused Cause, a.k.a. First Cause
2) An unmoved Mover
3) A necessarily existent being
4) That than which a greater cannot be thought
5) That which if it did not exist, nothing else could exist

God is an uncaused Cause for the existence of the Universe.

If God did not exist, nothing else could exist.

by Webster November 2, 2004

God

What inane ass-munches use to state thier view is better then yours.

Oh yeah? Well, God says your wrong!

by Daemon June 27, 2004

God

Eric Clapton. Many say this and many believe it. What can I say? Just listen to the way he plays...

Eric Clapton is God.

by C Star October 5, 2005

god

*quote*He claims to never make mistakes, but he created Lucifer(who became Satan), then created Eve, and then planted that fucking tree smack dab in the middle of Eden.*quote*

He created all men with free will (Lucifer), the tree, and the apple, symbolizes temptation in which of course the woman succumbed to, hence the beginning of sin. If it weren't for women, there would be no sin. Thanks hos.

I am glad Eve ate that apple, otherwise I'd be walking around with my tallywhacker hanging out and my balls jingling about.

by Kszerian May 20, 2003

God

Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix is God

by lydia May 31, 2004

God

An imaginary friend for retards!

Person A: Oh shit, i didn't study for my finals!!
Person B: Uh, Don't worry, "god" will help you!

Dumbass

by Daniel Wilson April 2, 2008

God

The concept of God is actually the first recorded case of Dyslexia. the original sentence read "Fear not for our bog will protect us and help us in times of war" Strange that no one noticed the backwards 'g'

In boggod we trust.

by Deraj2489 August 11, 2008