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funk cutter

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"
"Cor, that smells like the bog of eternal stench-who's the funk cutter?"
by wegotwood September 12, 2013
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druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.
I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!
by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018
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d-funk

Really cool person, a man with infinate tallent, and a head the size of a basketball
Wow, yousa so chill D-Funk, Holla w00t, motha fucka
by Rooker156 November 3, 2003
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Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.
I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.
by John1969 May 9, 2008
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what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!
by C-Mor May 13, 2005
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Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
by mockyeah October 28, 2009
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Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007
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