da fonk

the only music that has the black man's groove

JB SMAK are da fonk!!!!!

by steve johnsonsonsons May 2, 2006

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!

by upscale December 16, 2007

The fonz

All in all in the late 1960's earley 1970's he was 'the coolest cat' or guy around and who always was able to say "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with his thumbs up to any situation regardless of the severity of the situation

"EY! the fonz he's here now

(The Fonz) "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You are too cool man too cool"

by Jer-Hey!!! January 12, 2010

Luis Fonsi

A pervert who had sex with a woman in a sewer. He just loves sex, nothing else.

Friend: Hey, did you listen to the song, Despacito by Luis Fonsi?
Me: Yes, it sucked.

Friend: :( No its awesome.
Me: *kicks friend in the stomach* FLIPPING CRAZY DUMB BLOODY PIECE OF CRAP.

by JacobSaysHahahaha April 19, 2018

Fonzynergy

When two or more Fonzie related things come together.

Unpacking, Diedre exclaimed, "What fonzynergy! I found my official Fonzie lunch box and copy of "Happy Days: Fonzie Drops In" in the same box! I didn't knowingly put them there together!!!"

by jackolana April 3, 2010

Fonslacker

A girl of generic Asian heritage, that severely slacks when doing work.

You haven't done your homework yet, you Fonslacker!

by Dermotyouracunt December 14, 2010