Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019

Fapper

Fans of rappers

"This guy is such a fapper he always listens to rap music"

by Seeker October 24, 2019

Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.

Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!

by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

Fapphobic

A person with an irrational fear or aversion to masturbation

Ryan:"It's december 31st time to fap"
John:"Nahh man I'm too lazy"
Ryan:"stop being so fapphobic man"

by FuckTwittards November 1, 2020

Fapphobic

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020