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Emoticonally

When words cannot describe what you are feeling; and only emoticons can convey your thought processes.
I was emoticonally scarred after watching that breastfeeding video in Biology.
by Darquel March 22, 2009
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Emotional wreck

Every teenager during everything they will every do
"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"
by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018
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emotional boyfriend

1-A boyfriend who is overly emotional (bordering on women on period emotions).

2-When a guy likes a girl but she likes him enough to have all the fun of a relationship with him, minus the sex or making out, this is a derivative of the friend zone but is not quite as bad as the man actually means something to the girl and there is or was a degree of attraction, the way to get out of this is to avoid this or to get out of it is to make half the relationship light flirting and half emotional support and caring.
1-John started crying with happiness when him and Claire were on a romantic date, he is such an emotional boyfriend.

2-Daniel likes Emily and she likes him to an extent but dosen't tell him, so that she can get all the emotional support of a boyfriend minus the commitment and other problems, he is her emotional boyfriend and needs to start flirting with her
by mastodong May 9, 2007
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
by GnomenKlayture September 15, 2007
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.
"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"
by Bucket Life October 16, 2007
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