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ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.
by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023
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Elf Mum

The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'
Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world

Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
by Hugh jasssss October 1, 2021
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predator elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
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knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019
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really hot elf bitch

Someone That is extremely attractive but with elf like features, very fuckable though
A: Daniel is a really hot elf bitch

K: I know I’d do anything to get with him
by Richardramerizbussylice May 23, 2022
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Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves
Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski November 1, 2023
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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
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