Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
by Joker25 January 5, 2008
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I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010
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n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
by Jrex February 26, 2005
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by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009
Get the Douche Wizard mug.The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
by HUSAT January 10, 2011
Get the Douche Baguette mug.One of those punk ass kids that pull up in their rich step dads alpine white bimmer. Rev the engine with one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat chewing gum. Trying to act like it is there car yet they don't know the value of a dollar or a day of hard work. They think that everyone should move out of their way and they drive way to fast for my liking. When I see one of them I automatically pull over to avoid a conflict on the road.
BMW Douche Driver: Yo Bro check out these toots' over there
Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
by Christo Tejada October 24, 2011
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n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
by Jake-a-Jew February 1, 2006
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