Contact High

When one gets an imediate errection when coming into contact with a female.

When Stacy gave me a hug goodbye, i deffinitely got a contact high.

by Fiish132 November 16, 2010

Chrontard

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.

Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*

by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008

CONT

An elite, close collective group of males. Who often gather purely for the purpose of applying movie analogies to strangers while people watching. Often during alcohol consumption.

Plural: "That bunch of CONTS over there are making so much noise"

Singular: "That funny CONT is always doing Jim Carrey impressions"

"The big CONT likes arnie too much"

by cappuccinodan February 5, 2010

ConTammienator

Any female of the genus "Tammie", who works in an office otherwise consisting exclusively of males (male species in the office may vary): the ConTammienator exhibits periodic infatuations and frequent bouts of "nothing's wrong. really.". ConTammienator is fun to have around.

by luke, I mean, nobody July 18, 2003

Dick Contact

Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick.

"Dude, Wendy just totally made dick contact with me as she slowly walked by."

by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009

making contact

Sucking your own dick

I loved making contact with the tip last night!

by AP234 May 30, 2018

Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022