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Christopher

A guy who can be an ass hole at moments. Can be the love of your life or your worst enemy. He can make you smile or make you want to punch him in the face. He's very cute and hot to some people but others find him very unattractive. He can be very sensitive on the inside if you know him really well and he gives you a chance to let you know him that way and other will be suprised when you say that he cries or has any emotions other than goofing around or always being sarcastic and happy. Very few are lucky to get a Christopher and if you do love him and never let him go.
Sofia: I was with Christopher last night and he totally changed my life.

Tori: I bet, he knows how to treat a girl.
by Strawberry vodka June 12, 2019
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Cristopher

He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean
Cristopher likes 2D men and simps for them
by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021
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Christopher Borja

The antagonist of all antagonists. Christopher Borja will manipulate the words around him and make a situation worse just because it's funny.
by Maderu September 24, 2011
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Christopher Columbus

A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2020
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christopher columbus

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
by Soule187 June 18, 2008
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Christopher

a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
Christopher
by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
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Christopher Reeved

When you smoke so much green, you become paralyzed.
I couldn't go anywhere today! I haven't spoken outloud in 4 hours! I got CHRISTOPHER REEVED!
by A_Tag_ May 7, 2008
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