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Release the Cracken

A warning given just prior to a major release of gas. Only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.
Realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, Todd made the announcement in his best Scottish accent "Release the Cracken", giving passersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.
by wpb321 October 8, 2010
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cracked rearview

a corrupted memory of life. a jagged or jaded look back complicated by memory loss, grief, a horrible twist of fate in life which scarred or warped all sense of the past.

a cracked rear view maybe complicated by memory loss, drugs or medication especially if administered without consent.
Hey whatever happenend to that guy?
He's got a cracked rearview, I am surprised he can even remember who he is given the strength of the meds they gave him.
by nick May 18, 2006
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Crackenism

1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.
When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".
by Morgan Fairchild August 28, 2008
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CrackerJacking

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere
by PeanutButterPuppetPal July 2, 2019
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shit cracker

Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit
Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated
by Thomas the Train January 22, 2008
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crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.
*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(
by lolicakes August 14, 2010
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cracker packin

A term used for loading up a car with a large amount of white people, not always used in a derogatory way.
How'd you get nine people into that Mustang?
We cracker packed it.
by Nicole November 7, 2004
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