Crackenism

1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.

When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".

by Morgan Fairchild August 28, 2008

CrackeningMan

A person who Is very Business and makes public appearances usually apologizes or announces a significant event that will take place within the next few years.

A CrackeningMan Uses a leather jacket as a suit and wears a "real" necktie

Jahayen is a CrackeningMan
Jhien is a professional CrackeningMan

by ?aiko March 15, 2022

Crackening

The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.

If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.

by Cocodre December 30, 2014

Crackensack

Crackensack is what some people call Hackensack (NJ) because of the drug issues you can find in many parts of town. The city isn't really as bad as people make it out to be, but for the county it's in (Bergen Co, near NYC) it's a hot spot for people around the area to buy and sell drugs.

Hackensack is the largest city in Bergen County, NJ

P1- Yo, you know where i could score some crack and weed
P2- You can probably just take a drive down to Crackensack and find something
P1- Is it safe?
P2- Only if you make it out to be.

by RedGunz December 7, 2009

crackism

1. the prejudice and or stereotyping of crack addicts

2. a follower and or patron of the tenets, lifestyle, and behavioural of the crack-addicted

1. Q:I think all crack addicts are the same. Is that close-minded of me?
A: Yes, that's crackism.

2. Her adherence to crackism often conflicted with her Buddhist ideology.

by Crackeline January 6, 2009

crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

Chickenism

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.

Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'

by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009