When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.
Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,
and not responding to any stimulation from others.
The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,
and not responding to any stimulation from others.
The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
by stixandstonz661 February 26, 2011
Get the Super Bowl Coma mug.noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.
Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
by MrrrH December 16, 2009
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Get the Irish coma mug.The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
by jd4_7 November 24, 2011
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One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019
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the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.
by james short March 21, 2007
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