carpenter

Someone who has a hammer, aka a big dick.

Girl 1: Dan is such a carpenter
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He has a hammer!
Girl 2: A hammer?
Girl 1: Yeah, a big dick!!

by dudebrochillz May 21, 2011

Carpet Muncher

1)Term used for lesbians
2)One who likes to eat pussy

Those girls over there are carpet munchers!

by lesbian lingo October 17, 2008

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

carpet cleaner

cunnilingus; carpet munching ; eating out; oral sex

My boyfriend is an awesome carpet cleaner, he cleaned my carpet and I came all over his face!

by Master Muncher November 15, 2006

carpe phallum

From the Latin "Carpe Deim" meaning "seize the day", thus "carpe phallum" would be "sieze the penis". A great thing to yell in American History class.

Johny told his history teacher to "Carpe Phallum", which see happily did for him after class.

by BoardStiff June 11, 2006

red carpet

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

by Joe Iron November 12, 2005

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011