Carpet tunnel syndrome

When you get a neck injury from too much pussy licking

She is suffering from carpet tunnel syndrome.

by Ag fok nou May 4, 2016

Callette

She is going to be one of the nicest people you will ever meet. You can trust her with anything and from day one you will get along and can’t imagine life without her. She is going to be a very important person in your life. She is very pretty but will never admit and has a great smile. She’s short and sweet. A callette will be a great and trustworthy person in your life. When you hang out with her you will have a great time.There are not enough words to describe her.

Callette is so nice
I trust her with everything

by Door man December 12, 2019

Grundula Carpet

The patch of hair between your nutsack and your asshole

I tried to light a fart and burned by gurndula carpet

by nastyt May 30, 2005

Flying-Carpet

Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.

When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet around causing the girl to spin wildly as you both cum

Me and binnsy gave this slapper a flying-carpet last night - she was so dizzy she nearly barfed

by big phil's mate April 1, 2009

Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005

magic carpet ride

getting really high with someone and then releasing inhibitions and fully allowing that person to control your trip. e.g. show someone the world as you see it and through their eyes

Sunny got really baked so Leslie took her on a magic carpet ride.

Jenny and Jacob were so high that Jacob was able to take her on a magic carpet ride through his mind.

You can emulate this on a very rudimentary level by watching screen savers and having someone free associate aloud what they see for the other, thus shaping what the other person will see.

by poochyak July 7, 2009