peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

Daddy's Butter

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.

by MM406 November 27, 2016

make nut butter

to masturbate

Variation: to churn out nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!

by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks

I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.

by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 23, 2019

Tub of butter

A genuinely great guy. A guy you can really call your bro.

Person 1: Hey man you know my boy Oscar?
Person 2: Yeah Oscar my real tub of butter

by atticus g May 1, 2019