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Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature
"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"
by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024
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Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.
She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.
by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023
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Blippy

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Frodo, my wife is fucking Gigachad next door. Give me the Blippy.
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Blippy

Bro, I went over to Jessica's last night and she gave me the best blippy of my life
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Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.
Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.
by B Tsunami March 13, 2024
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Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.
Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'
by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024
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Blippify

To transform something into a brief, flashy, or attention-grabbing form.
We need to blippify this presentation to make it more engaging for our audience.
by itact April 8, 2024
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