balaonte

A person that will constantly talk about something they like

“Bro you are such a balaonte over Netflix”

by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025

Balcony Clap

1. A definition which arose during the Covid19 pandemic whereby people stand at their balconies and clap for the medical staff in their country, showing "support".

2. A completely useless gesture.
3. A self-serving gesture that benefits no one.

Peter is once again doing a balcony clap instead of actually putting in some effort to help his team.

by KynanT August 8, 2025

Balkow

Fruity business men

He’s the bestest & zestiest boss ever, a true balkow!

by DAUHRLI November 18, 2025

chum ballon

A balloon filled with chum (puke), and thrown at someone.

Yo bro, last night you missed the crazy chum ballon fight.

by Yuck Yutt August 7, 2010

Water Ballon Fight

A water ballong fight is when you and a significant other use condoms as water ballons. or have condoms full of cum and throw then at eachother

Girl-"Want to have a water ballon fight"
Guy-"Sure i would love to smash"

by JDM_Dolo May 24, 2017

left ballock

You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017

Masaydeze Balgowan

An absolute stunning and angelic display of a human being , No one living has been able to resist her delicate goddess like face and body. She has blessed the eyes and ears of many and has never failed to leave an overwhelming mark on everyones hearts. Some would say she has the speed, strength & agility of a fully grown mountain lion while still having the gracefulness of a baby dear. Appearance wise there is no humanly way to describe her beauty, there is nothing to this day to compare her to. She is to the greatest extent the most perfect and rare human to have ever walked this planet and to breathe earths air, which she gladly shares with everyone else *keep in mind she can take this privilege away from you with one snap of her fingers*. When she was just a mere child of 10 she single handedly beat Jesus Christ in a brutal battle of supremacy, she then continued to rule over a whole religion she doesn't even believe in.

If I was to meet her one day, I would name her my queen and be by her side if she would have me as her protective personal guard and advisor from that day to her last day.

masaydeze:

everyone else: *bends the knee to thy god, masaydeze balgowan”

by protectoroftherealm May 6, 2019