bacon maker 

A Texan derivative of money maker.

I want to grab your bacon maker.

bacon maker by Shermie January 5, 2009

Bacon Party 

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!

1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!

Bacon Party by jmspaesq November 10, 2010

Bacon seed 

Piglets. Young pigs that some day will become adult pigs that can be turned into bacon.

Person A: What a cute little pigpie.

Person B: If you give it enough water and food this bacon seed will turn into bacon

Bacon seed by Superwanker 2000 March 29, 2013

bacon slit 

Another word to describe the edges of a womans vagina.

I want to fill that bacon slit with my meat.

bacon slit by L man June 12, 2006

bacon fog 

The smokey, greazy, airborne residue that hovers about the house whenever bacon is cooked.

Jill made breakfast this morning and cooked bacon. Now the house smells because of the bacon fog.

bacon fog by Ed Flores March 11, 2008

bacon bone 

a half emo, half metro that bodyboards that steals his friends bitties on more than one occasion.

wow look at that bacon bone, hes stealin my cheddar.. again.

look at that bacon bone stealin my bitch.

im gonna bacon bone jermain tonight his bitty is way too fine.

bacon bone by jermillitary mayne December 20, 2008

bacon badge 

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser

1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"

bacon badge by ethic May 5, 2009